Hot in the City

Dear Billy,

I was heartened to hear the news that you had returned from anonymity to release your first album in 12 years. Fond memories came flooding back to me of an angry young leather-clad, platinum blonde rebel – punching and sneering, sneering and punching. You seemed to scream "Take me seriously or I’m gonna jump out of this Television and beat yer ter a pulp as I sneer and writhe in a sexually suggestive way." Ah, we all felt your pain.

And now you are touring. Fantastic! Pass the peroxide kids, let’s show ‘em how it’s done! Alas, your stop at the Rave (Saturday, September 17th) is on the same day as the Motor Primitives appearance with Josh Harty at Mother Fool’s. Maybe your people didn’t realize how close Madison is to Milwaukee. Maybe they didn’t realize that we draw the same crowd. I’m sure it was just an oversight by your booking agent. Either way, what’s done is done. But, let’s get our people together for a chat so that this doesn’t happen again. America’s a big country with plenty of room for all of us.

Rock on Bra!

Pam

PS- If your show gets done early enough, why not hit the highway bound for Madison and we’ll have a little after party at the Weary? You have my cell#