Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Evil<->livE

Hear about this? Soul Cry's lead singer and bass playing little brother stab the lead guitarist 50 times in the back and head for playing a solo that sounded evil. I thought Death Metal was supposed to sound evil?!?


From AP

ROME — The singer in a teen gothic metal band and her brother allegedly stabbed the band's guitarist dozens of times because he did not play well enough, Italian police and a lawyer said Friday.


Here's how to piss off your band-mates without risking a jail sentence:
Keep asking "are you sure you're in tune?"
Forget to the bring beer to rehearsal
Change tempo randomly
Bass solo! (click on it... comon' I dare u)
More cowbell
Bass drum as laundry hamper
Crank echo on PA when nobody's looking
Leather thong

2 Comments:

Blogger Ed said...

I don't wear a leather thong!

12:34 PM  
Blogger Pam said...

Uhmmm...I'll bring the beer and Ed, you can take that next solo.

8:46 PM  

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